New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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