Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
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