what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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