For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
