i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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