K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Randomize
