Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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