i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
not ubering you a puppy
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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