It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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