i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
