absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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