I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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