'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
be right there i have to get my cape
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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