I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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