I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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