Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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