I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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