I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
