What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I wish I only lived at night.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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