Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I cut my penus on the lid.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I see more hoeing in ur future
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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