"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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