As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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