So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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