i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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