I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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