People in love make me want to vomit
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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