therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
