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(201): View more from New Jersey

Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?

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(251): View more from Alabama

My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.

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And why did you do that?

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Tequila

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(303): View more from Colorado

dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here

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(606): View more from Kentucky

His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"

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You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.

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(518): View more from New York

i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..

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(480): View more from Arizona

I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing

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