Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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