Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
they call him Oral-B. enough said
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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