Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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