So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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