I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I just cut my nipple shaving
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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