My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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