he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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