Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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