i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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