Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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