hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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