I want to have your abortion
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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