You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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