basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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