I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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