And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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