I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
