i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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