i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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