She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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