i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Randomize
