chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Randomize
