adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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