i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
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