he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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